Hi! My name is Abby Grey and I was chosen by our author to talk to you today. Because today is the first day of the April A to Z blog challenge and you guessed it. A is for Abby.
So my challenge is that I hear some of you would like to get to know me better, but I can't give away anything that happens in the books. You know...it's a no spoiler zone here. Since I'm a character who serves at the creation of my writer, I decided we could play a little game of truth or fiction. Readers of the series... feel free to comment the answers below if you think you know them. New folks, think of it as people watching- maybe you can craft your own story.
I've been authorized to give away a few simple truths. I am a character in the Providence in Ecuador suspense series, in fact, I'm the main character in book one. I also get to be part of a uniquely interesting romance. Sorry, no hot steamy scenes. If my creator was to choose the actress to portray me in the made for tv movie of the book, it would be Sandra Bullock. Aren't we excited and honored! So now I will tell you nine things about me. Why nine? Because ten is so over-used and boring, don't you think? Some will be truth some will be fiction. Hmmm, think about that for a minute. Here we go:
1. I love love love red shoes. And red boots? Swoon...it just doesn't get any better.
2. My most strenuous activity is a biweekly game of Twister with the local retired gringo expats. (Sorry there are no photos from this group as the photos are considered "inappropriate internet content" in some countries.)
3. I have a cat, and he rules my life.
4. I'm involved in a hot steamy affair with a new Latin lover- even if behind the bedroom door is off limits for the book.
5. My best friend is a lady who literally wears a hat covered in South America fruit. (I tried taking her picture once and my camera hasn't worked since. But she is the sweetest lady you will ever meet.)
6. Since it's covered in the Amazon description, I assume it's safe to say I live in Ecuador. But did you know my main mode of transportation is a unicycle? I even get tips when I go through intersections at rush hour.
7. I am an addict. I'm currently addicted to Facebook, Skype, Pinterest and Amazon. I know the whole Amazon thing is weird, especially since they don't ship to Ecuador.
8. I am an obsessive list maker. I have lists of lists and lists of where I keep the lists.
9. I absolutely know what it's like to run for your life. And living under a giant Amazonian mushroom isn't that horrible. (Amazonian here refers to the region of the Amazon river on the continent of South America, not the enormous website that sells literally everything you can't even imagine.)
Now, as all good speakers, I would like to close with the funniest joke I found on the internet this week:
A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.
"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."
Happy April Fools Day! Thank you for stopping by and reading our blog today. It was a pleasure to meet you and I hope you enjoy the rest of the blog challenge. Stay tuned, tomorrow you will get to meet "Bear" Court McAllister from Book 3!
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Scarlett Loving life in Cuenca!
hahahahaha- I loved your joke. And your character - wow - rides a unicycle, loves red boots, lives in Ecuador - it can't get better :)
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DeleteI don't believe the unicycle because I have seen the streets in Ecuador. But I will buy the rest. Good luck Abby.
ReplyDeleteThank you for stopping by. I've seen unicycles in the streets, I imagine however the riders pick which streets carefully!
DeleteA great idea for getting know your characters! Enjoyed meeting Abby :)
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Thank you! And thank you for stopping by my blog. I'm glad you liked Abby, I like her too.
DeleteThat was a fun post....I look forward to meeting Bear tomorrow
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love love love it. The joke made me laugh out loud. :) can't wait to read your future 25 posts :)
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DeleteI love those red Doc Martens. I want a pair!
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I know right? Who wouldn't want a pair, they look so comfy too. Thanks for stopping by, I hope you enjoyed yourself.
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ReplyDeleteI was considering letting one of my characters get one day... but decided against it. No telling where that would end up (the current bunch are not the best behaved bunch). Maybe next year.
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DeleteGood gag but too true. Intrigued by your post. Look forward to more...
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DeleteI love this! I love romantic supsense especially with no steamy scenes!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you like it and hope you will come back for more. Thanks for stopping by.
DeleteI like Abby and want to get her know her better :) ... and really adore those red boots!
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I love your blog name...revising life after 50. You really would like Abby. Thanks for coming by and I hope you have time to come back again. I love those boots too!
DeleteI have fallen in love with those red shoes. I loved the joke, too. Imagine, a place where writers get published. [Alana@RamblinGarden] from
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They said published but mentioned nothing about the contract. Thanks for dropping by! I'm hoping to find a cobbler here to make those boots for me.
DeleteThis is brilliant and she's a cat person. I love her already. Great post, great character.
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DeleteWhat a great theme! I'll be back for 'B'... have a great day! Sue @Sizzling60 from
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DeleteThose red shoes are great! I can relate to number eight, doing that all the time.
ReplyDeleteI graduated from lists to notebooks. Now I have so many notebooks I can't find the lists. I guess that means there is too much going on in this mind. I'm waiting for a short circuit. Thanks for stopping by and reading my blog.
DeleteClever post. Also, my sister has a pair of red boots just like that!
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DeleteNo idea how much is true, but I'm pretty sure the unicycle isn't! Love the lists of lists, and I seriously need a list of where I put the lists. Loved it. Love the joke too.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you enjoyed the read.Thanks for stopping by and reading. It means the world to me.
DeleteOh my, this blog is going to be a lot of fun. :) Good luck in A-Z2016!
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Deletewhat a great way to flesh out a character and make them seem so real - just loved it and look forward to meeting more :)
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DeleteLoved reading it....All the best !!
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DeleteA very intriguing Abby there (and a great joke!).
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DeleteROFL at the joke :D fruit hat!! not that's interesting.. wonder how it looks like. enjoyed reading your post.All the best for A to Z :D
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DeleteGreat article I loved it all, the writer's joke is hilarious. All the best, The Truck Traveller
ReplyDeleteA great way to break the ice, right? I'm glad you had fun while you were here and thanks for stopping by!
DeleteI love that you have pictures! Truly awesome way to do A to Z!
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DeleteA pleasure to meet you Abby and I love the red boots. You probably keep Scarlett on her toes. Hmmm? Which are the truths. I don't know you well enough yet (just downloaded your story) but I'd hazard to say you really don't live under a mushroom. The lady with the fruit hat. How does she keep them from spoiling or the bugs invading? Happy travels! Whispers - great character, Scarlet. You're right, Ashley would like her. :)
ReplyDeleteRobin, Thanks for stopping by! I'm thrilled you downloaded, thank you very much! I hope you enjoy it. Yeah the mushroom and the fruit hat might not be true. I hope you had a great April fools day.
DeleteWhat a fun theme! I look forward to reading more.
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